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src/commands/lookup/domain.js

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+import { EmbedBuilder, SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+import axios from 'axios';
+
+const GODADDY_API_URL = 'https://api.godaddy.com/v1/domains/available';
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('domain')
+  .setDescription('Check the availability and price of a domain name.')
+  .addStringOption((option) =>
+    option
+      .setName('domain')
+      .setDescription('The domain to check')
+      .setRequired(true)
+  );
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  const domain = interaction.options.getString('domain');
+  let embed = new EmbedBuilder().setTitle('Domain checker');
+
+  try {
+    const response = await axios.get(GODADDY_API_URL, {
+      params: { domain: domain },
+      headers: { Authorization: `sso-key ${process.env.GODADDY_API_KEY}` },
+      timeout: 5000,
+    });
+    console.log(`Got response for domain: ${domain}.`, response.data);
+
+    const result = response.data;
+    let isDomainAvailable = 'No.';
+    let color = 0xff0000;
+    let price = null;
+
+    if (response.status === 200 && result.available) {
+      isDomainAvailable = 'Yes!';
+      color = 0x00ff00;
+      price = (result.price / 1000000).toFixed(2);
+    }
+
+    embed.setColor(color).addFields({
+      name: 'Is the domain available?',
+      value: isDomainAvailable,
+    });
+
+    if (price) {
+      embed.addFields({ name: 'Price', value: `$${price}` });
+    }
+  } catch (error) {
+    console.error(`Error looking up domain: ${domain}.`, error);
+    await interaction.reply('An error occurred when querying the GoDaddy API.');
+    return;
+  }
+
+  await interaction.reply({ embeds: [embed] });
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/lookup/imdb.js

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+import { EmbedBuilder, SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+import axios from 'axios';
+
+const OMDB_API_URL = 'http://www.omdbapi.com/?apikey={apiKey}';
+const FIELDS = [
+  'Title',
+  'Year',
+  'Rated',
+  'Released',
+  'Genre',
+  'Director',
+  'Actors',
+  'Plot',
+  'imdbRating',
+  'BoxOffice',
+];
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('imdb')
+  .setDescription('Return IMDB listing for the specified film.')
+  .addStringOption((option) =>
+    option
+      .setName('film_name')
+      .setDescription('The name of the film')
+      .setRequired(true)
+  )
+  .addIntegerOption((option) =>
+    option
+      .setName('film_year')
+      .setDescription('The year the specified film was released')
+      .setMinValue(1800)
+      .setMaxValue(2100)
+  );
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  const filmName = interaction.options.getString('film_name');
+  const filmYear = interaction.options.getInteger('film_year');
+  let embed = new EmbedBuilder().setTitle('IMDB').setColor(0xf5de50);
+
+  let omdbQueryUrl = OMDB_API_URL.replace('{apiKey}', process.env.OMDB_API_KEY);
+  omdbQueryUrl += `&t=${encodeURIComponent(filmName.toLowerCase())}`;
+
+  if (filmYear) {
+    omdbQueryUrl += `&y=${filmYear}`;
+  }
+
+  try {
+    const response = await axios.get(omdbQueryUrl, { timeout: 5000 });
+    const result = response.data;
+
+    FIELDS.forEach((field) => {
+      const fieldValue = result[field];
+      if (fieldValue) {
+        embed.addFields({ name: field, value: fieldValue });
+      }
+    });
+
+    const poster = result.Poster;
+    if (poster) {
+      embed.setImage(poster);
+    }
+  } catch (error) {
+    console.error(`Error looking up film: ${filmName}.`, error);
+    await interaction.reply('An error occurred when querying the OMDB API.');
+    return;
+  }
+
+  await interaction.reply({ embeds: [embed] });
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/lookup/plant.js

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+import { EmbedBuilder, SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+import axios from 'axios';
+
+const API_URL = 'https://my-api.plantnet.org/v2/identify/all?api-key={apiKey}';
+const LEAF_THUMBNAIL =
+  'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/870024275556446328/1006249009201033287/monstera.png';
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('plant')
+  .setDescription('Identify a plant by uploading an image.')
+  .addAttachmentOption((option) =>
+    option
+      .setName('image')
+      .setDescription('The image of the plant to identify')
+      .setRequired(true)
+  );
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  const image = interaction.options.getAttachment('image');
+  let embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+    .setTitle('Plant Detector™️')
+    .setThumbnail(LEAF_THUMBNAIL)
+    .setColor(0xff0000);
+
+  try {
+    const response = await axios.get(
+      API_URL.replace('{apiKey}', process.env.PLANTNET_API_KEY),
+      {
+        params: {
+          images: image.url,
+          organs: 'leaf',
+        },
+        timeout: 5000,
+      }
+    );
+
+    const bestMatch = response.data.results[0];
+    const commonName =
+      bestMatch.species.commonNames[0] || 'No common name found';
+    const scientificName = bestMatch.species.scientificNameWithoutAuthor;
+    const confidence = parseFloat(bestMatch.score);
+
+    let detail = '';
+
+    if (0.0 <= confidence && confidence < 0.25) {
+      detail = `I'm really not sure, but I think that looks like a **${commonName}**?`;
+    } else if (0.25 <= confidence && confidence < 0.5) {
+      detail = `I think that looks like a **${commonName}**!`;
+    } else if (0.5 <= confidence && confidence < 0.75) {
+      detail = `That looks like a **${commonName}**!`;
+    } else if (confidence >= 0.75) {
+      detail = `That is a really cool **${commonName}**!`;
+    }
+
+    const imageUrl = `https://www.google.com/search?q=${encodeURIComponent(commonName || scientificName)}&tbm=isch`;
+
+    detail += `\n\n**Scientific Name**: ${scientificName}`;
+    detail += `\n\n**Images**: [More images](${imageUrl})`;
+    detail += `\n\n**Confidence**: ${(confidence * 100).toFixed(3)}%`;
+
+    embed
+      .setColor(0x00ff00)
+      .addFields({ name: 'Plant Details', value: detail });
+  } catch (error) {
+    console.error(`Error looking up plant: ${image.url}`, error);
+    await interaction.reply(
+      'An error occurred when querying the PlantNet API.'
+    );
+    return;
+  }
+
+  await interaction.reply({ embeds: [embed] });
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/memes/2020.js

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+import { SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+
+const TWENTY_TWENTY_IMAGE =
+  'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/506852356898422797/765256712063025172/unknown.png';
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('2020')
+  .setDescription('Returns a tweet from Boris, posted on 2 January 2020.');
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  await interaction.reply(TWENTY_TWENTY_IMAGE);
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/memes/8ball.js

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+import { SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('8ball')
+  .setDescription('Returns a Magic 8 ball response.')
+  .addStringOption((option) =>
+    option
+      .setName('question')
+      .setDescription('The question to ask the Magic 8 ball')
+      .setRequired(true)
+  );
+
+const MAGIC_EIGHT_BALL_RESPONSES = [
+  'As I see it, yes.',
+  'Ask again later.',
+  'Better not tell you now.',
+  'Cannot predict now.',
+  'Concentrate and ask again.',
+  "Don't count on it.",
+  'It is certain.',
+  'It is decidedly so.',
+  'Most likely.',
+  'My reply is no.',
+  'My sources say no.',
+  'Outlook not so good.',
+  'Outlook good.',
+  'Reply hazy, try again.',
+  'Signs point to yes.',
+  'Very doubtful.',
+  'Without a doubt.',
+  'Yes.',
+  'Yes - definitely.',
+  'You may rely on it.',
+];
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  const randomIndex = Math.floor(
+    Math.random() * MAGIC_EIGHT_BALL_RESPONSES.length
+  );
+  const response = MAGIC_EIGHT_BALL_RESPONSES[randomIndex];
+
+  await interaction.reply(response);
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/memes/birthday.js

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+import { SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+import {
+  format,
+  differenceInYears,
+  differenceInMonths,
+  differenceInDays,
+  addYears,
+  isToday,
+} from 'date-fns';
+
+const BIRTHDAY_TIMESTAMP = 1582576229;
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('birthday')
+  .setDescription("Returns ButlerBot's Birthday information.");
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  const today = new Date();
+  const birthday = new Date(BIRTHDAY_TIMESTAMP * 1000);
+
+  const ageYears = differenceInYears(today, birthday);
+  const ageMonths = differenceInMonths(today, birthday) % 12;
+  const ageDays = differenceInDays(today, addYears(birthday, ageYears)) % 30;
+
+  let ageMessage = `I am ${ageYears} year`;
+  ageMessage += ageYears !== 1 ? 's, ' : ', ';
+  ageMessage += `${ageMonths} month`;
+  ageMessage += ageMonths !== 1 ? 's ' : ' ';
+  ageMessage += `and ${ageDays} day`;
+  ageMessage += ageDays !== 1 ? 's ' : ' ';
+  ageMessage += 'old!';
+
+  let birthdayMessage = `I was created on ${format(birthday, 'dd MMMM yyyy')}.`;
+
+  const nextBirthdayYear =
+    today.getMonth() > birthday.getMonth() ||
+    (today.getMonth() === birthday.getMonth() &&
+      today.getDate() >= birthday.getDate())
+      ? today.getFullYear() + 1
+      : today.getFullYear();
+  const nextBirthday = new Date(
+    nextBirthdayYear,
+    birthday.getMonth(),
+    birthday.getDate()
+  );
+  const countdown = differenceInDays(nextBirthday, today);
+
+  if (isToday(nextBirthday)) {
+    birthdayMessage += " It's my Birthday today!";
+  } else if (countdown === 1) {
+    birthdayMessage += " It's my Birthday tomorrow!";
+  } else {
+    birthdayMessage += ` It's my Birthday in ${countdown} days!`;
+  }
+
+  const fullMessage = `${ageMessage} ${birthdayMessage}`;
+  await interaction.reply(fullMessage);
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/memes/corrupt.js

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+import { SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+
+const CORRUPT_IMAGE =
+  'https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/506852356898422797/717395817626861638/isntthatcorrupt2.PNG';
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('corrupt')
+  .setDescription(
+    "Returns a powerful quote from Neil Breen's infamous indie film, Pass Thru (2016)."
+  );
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  await interaction.reply(CORRUPT_IMAGE);
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/memes/eyecandy.js

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+import { SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+import axios from 'axios';
+
+const GIPHY_API_URL = 'http://api.giphy.com/v1/gifs/search';
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('eyecandy')
+  .setDescription('Returns a random gif of Gerard Butler.');
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  const giphyApiKey = process.env.GIPHY_API_KEY;
+
+  if (!giphyApiKey) {
+    await interaction.reply(
+      'The bot has not been configured with a Giphy API key.'
+    );
+    return;
+  }
+
+  const randomOffset = Math.floor(Math.random() * 100);
+  const giphyQueryUrl = `${GIPHY_API_URL}?api_key=${giphyApiKey}&q=gerard+butler&limit=1&offset=${randomOffset}`;
+
+  try {
+    const response = await axios.get(giphyQueryUrl, { timeout: 5000 });
+    const result = response.data;
+
+    if (result.data.length === 0) {
+      await interaction.reply('No gifs found.');
+      return;
+    }
+
+    const imageUrl = result.data[0].images.original.url;
+    await interaction.reply(imageUrl);
+  } catch (error) {
+    console.error('Error querying the Giphy API:', error);
+    await interaction.reply('An error occurred when querying the Giphy API.');
+  }
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/memes/kanye.js

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+import { SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+
+const KANYE_QUOTES = [
+  '2024.',
+  'All you have to be is yourself.',
+  'Believe in your flyness... conquer your shyness.',
+  'Burn that Excel spreadsheet.',
+  'Decentralize.',
+  'Distraction is the enemy of vision.',
+  'Everything you do in life stems from either fear or love.',
+  'For me giving up is way harder than trying.',
+  'For me, money is not my definition of success. Inspiring people is a definition of success.',
+  'Fur pillows are hard to actually sleep on.',
+  "George Bush doesn't care about black people.",
+  'Have you ever thought you were in love with someone but then realized you were just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes?',
+  'I care. I care about everything. Sometimes not giving a f#%k is caring the most.',
+  'I feel calm but energized.',
+  "I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read it.",
+  'I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex.',
+  'I give up drinking every week.',
+  'I leave my emojis Bart Simpson color.',
+  "I love sleep; it's my favorite.",
+  'I make awesome decisions in bike stores!!!',
+  "I really love my Tesla. I'm in the future. Thank you Elon.",
+  'I still think I am the greatest.',
+  "I think I do myself a disservice by comparing myself to Steve Jobs and Walt Disney and human beings that we've seen before. It should be more like Willy Wonka...and welcome to my chocolate factory.",
+  'I want the world to be better! All I want is positive! All I want is dopeness!',
+  'I wish I had a friend like me.',
+  "I'd like to meet with Tim Cook. I got some ideas.",
+  "I'll say things that are serious and put them in a joke form so people can enjoy them. We laugh to keep from crying.",
+  "I'm a creative genius.",
+  "I'm nice at ping pong.",
+  "I'm the best.",
+  "If I don't scream, if I don't say something then no one's going to say anything.",
+  'If I got any cooler I would freeze to death.',
+  "If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. a lot of people don't appreciate the moment until it's passed.",
+  'Just stop lying about shit. Just stop lying.',
+  'Keep squares out yo circle.',
+  'Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to god, and keep your face to the rising sun.',
+  "Let's be like water.",
+  'Man... whatever happened to my antique fish tank?',
+  'My dad got me a drone for Christmas.',
+  "My greatest award is what I'm about to do.",
+  'My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.',
+  "One day I'm gon' marry a porn star.",
+  "One of my favorite of many things about what the Trump hat represents to me is that people can't tell me what to do because I'm black.",
+  'Only free thinkers.',
+  "People always say that you can't please everybody. I think that's a cop-out. Why not attempt it? Cause think of all the people that you will please if you try.",
+  "People always tell you 'Be humble. Be humble.' When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!",
+  'People only get jealous when they care.',
+  'Perhaps I should have been more like water today.',
+  'Pulling up in the may bike.',
+  'Shut the fuck up I will fucking laser you with alien fucking eyes and explode your fucking head.',
+  'Sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes. My sanctuary.',
+  'Sometimes you have to get rid of everything.',
+  'Style is genderless.',
+  'The thought police want to suppress freedom of thought.',
+  'The world is our family.',
+  'The world is our office.',
+  "Today is the best day ever and tomorrow's going to be even better.",
+  "Truth is my goal. Controversy is my gym. I'll do a hundred reps of controversy for a 6 pack of truth.",
+  'Tweeting is legal and also therapeutic.',
+  "We all self-conscious. I'm just the first to admit it.",
+  "We came into a broken world. And we're the cleanup crew.",
+  "You can't look at a glass half full or empty if it's overflowing.",
+  "I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle.",
+  'All the musicians will be free.',
+  'Artists are founders.',
+  'Buy property.',
+  'Culture is the most powerful force in humanity under God.',
+  'Empathy is the glue.',
+  'I am one of the most famous people on the planet.',
+  'I am running for President of the United States.',
+  'I am the head of Adidas. I will bring Adidas and Puma back together and bring me and jay back together.',
+  'I am Warhol. I am the No. 1 most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh.',
+  "I channel Will Ferrell when I'm at the daddy daughter dances.",
+  "I don't wanna see no woke tweets or hear no woke raps ... it's show time ... it's a whole different energy right now.",
+  'I hear people say this person is cool and this person is not cool. People are cool. Man has never invented anything as awesome as a an actual person but sometimes we value the objects we create over life itself.',
+  'I honestly need all my Royeres to be museum quality... if I see a fake Royere Ima have to Rick James your couch.',
+  'I love UZI. I be saying the same thing about Steve Jobs. I be feeling just like UZI.',
+  'I need an army of angels to cover me while I pull this sword out of the stone.',
+  'I spoke to Dave Chapelle for two hours this morning. He is our modern day Socrates.',
+  'I was just speaking with someone that told me their life story and they used to be homeless.',
+  'I watch Bladerunner on repeat.',
+  "I'm giving all Good music artists back the 50% share I have of their masters.",
+  "I'm going to personally see to it that Taylor Swift gets her masters back. Scooter is a close family friend.",
+  "I'm the new Moses.",
+  'Life is the ultimate gift.',
+  'Ma$e is one of my favorite rappers and I based a lot of my flows off of him.',
+  'Manga all day.',
+  "My first pillar when I'm on the board of adidas will be an adidas Nike collaboration to support community growth.",
+  "My mama was a' English teacher. I know how to use correct English but sometimes I just don't feel like it aaaand I ain't got to.",
+  'My memories are from the future.',
+  'My mother in law Kris Jenner ... makes the best music playlist.',
+  "People say it's enough and I got my point across ... the point isn't across until we cross the point.",
+  'People tried to talk me out of running for President. Never let weak controlling people kill your spirit.',
+  'So many of us need so much less than we have especially when so many of us are in need.',
+  "Speak God's truth to power.",
+  'The media tries to kill our heroes one at a time.',
+  'The world needs more Joy... this idea is super fresh.',
+  'There are 5 main pillars in a professional musicians business - Recording, Publishing, Touring, Merchandise & Name and likeness.',
+  'There are people sleeping in parking lots.',
+  "There's a crying need for civility across the board. We need to and will come together in the name of Jesus.",
+  "There's so many lonely emojis man.",
+  "Trust me ... I won't stop.",
+  'Two years ago we had 50 million people subscribed to music streaming services around the world. Today we have 400 million.',
+  'We are here to complete the revolution. We are building the future.',
+  'We as a people will heal. We will insure the well being of each other.',
+  'We have to evolve.',
+  'We must and will cure homelessness and hunger. We have the capability as a species.',
+  'We must form a union. We must unify.',
+  'We used to diss Michael Jackson the media made us call him crazy ... then they killed him.',
+  'We will be recognized.',
+  'We will change the paradigm.',
+  'We will cure hunger.',
+  'We will heal. We will cure.',
+  "We're going to move the entire music industry into the 21st Century.",
+  "We've gotten comfortable with not having what we deserve.",
+  'Who made up the term major label in the first place???',
+  'Winning is the only option.',
+  "For me to say I wasn't a genius I'd just be lying to you and to myself.",
+  "I've known my mom since I was zero years old. She is quite dope.",
+  "I don't expect to be understood at all.",
+  "I'm on the pursuit of awesomeness, excellence is the bare minimum.",
+  'You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.',
+];
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('kanye')
+  .setDescription('Returns a random Kanye West quote.');
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * KANYE_QUOTES.length);
+  const quote = KANYE_QUOTES[randomIndex];
+
+  await interaction.reply(quote);
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/memes/reminder.js

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+import { SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+
+const REMINDER_IMAGE =
+  'https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/506852356898422797/715690132883111996/Capture.PNG';
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('reminder')
+  .setDescription('Returns an image which must always be remembered.');
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  await interaction.reply(REMINDER_IMAGE);
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/memes/taylor.js

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+import { SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+
+const TAYLOR_QUOTES = [
+  "I don't know what I want, so don't ask me, 'cause I'm still trying to figure it out.",
+  'When you think Tim McGraw, I hope you think of me.',
+  'So watch me strike a match on all my wasted time.',
+  "I'll be strong, I'll be wrong, oh but life goes on…",
+  'And when you take, you take the very best of me.',
+  "But no one notices until it's too late to do anything.",
+  "Our song is the slamming screen door, sneakin' out late, tapping on your window.",
+  "And I don't know why, but with you I'd dance in a storm in my best dress, fearless.",
+  "But in your life, you'll do things greater than dating the boy on the football team…But I didn't know it at fifteen.",
+  "I've found time can heal most anything and you just might find who you're supposed to be.",
+  "Romeo, save me. They're trying to tell me how to feel. This love is difficult but it's real.",
+  'Why are people always leaving? I think you and I should stay the same.',
+  "My mistake, I didn't know to be in love you had to fight to have the upper hand.",
+  'This is a big world, that was a small town there in my rear view mirror disappearing now.',
+  "You've got a smile that could light up this whole town.",
+  "And we know it's never simple, never easy. Never a clean break, no one here to save me.",
+  'You took a swing, I took it hard. And down here from the ground I see who you are.',
+  "All this time I was wasting, hoping you would come around… I've been giving out chances every time and all you do is let me down.",
+  "And then you feel so low you can't feel nothing at all.",
+  "It rains when you're here and it rains when you're gone.",
+  'These walls that they put up to hold us back will fall down…',
+  "My mind forgets to remind me you're a bad idea.",
+  "It turns out freedom ain't nothing but missing you.",
+  "She floats down the aisle like a pageant queen, but I know you wish it was me… don't you?",
+  'I lived in your chess game, but you changed the rules every day.',
+  "I'm shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town.",
+  "Someday I'll be living in a big, old city and all you're ever gonna be is mean.",
+  "I'd tell you I miss you, but I don't know how, I've never heard silence quite this loud.",
+  'This is looking like a contest of who can act like they care less. But I liked it better when you were on my side.',
+  "And don't lose the way that you dance around in your pj's getting ready for school.",
+  "This night is sparkling, don't you let it go.  I'm wonderstruck, blushing all the way home.",
+  '2AM, who do you love?',
+  "Your string of lights is still bright to me… Who you are is not where you've been.",
+  'Today is never too late to be brand new.',
+  "You and I walk a fragile line; I have known it all this time. But I never thought I'd live to see it break.",
+  "I don't know how to be something you miss.",
+  'Bring on all the pretenders. One day, we will be remembered.',
+  "So don't you worry your pretty, little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine.",
+  "We are alone with our changing minds. We fall in love 'til it hurts or bleeds or fades in time.",
+  'Love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right.',
+  "He's long gone when he's next to me and I realize the blame is on me.",
+  "No apologies. He'll never see you cry. Pretends he doesn't know that he's the reason why.",
+  'The saddest fear comes creeping in - that you never loved me or her, or anyone, or anything...',
+  "…That magic's not here no more. And I might be OK, but I'm not fine at all.",
+  "And your mother's telling stories about you on a tee ball team. You taught me 'bout your past, thinking your future was me.",
+  'I forget about you long enough to forget why I needed to...',
+  "Maybe we got lost in translation, maybe I asked for too much. But maybe this thing was a masterpiece 'til you tore it all up. Running scared, I was there, I remember it all too well.",
+  'You call me up again just to break me like a promise, so casually cruel in the name of being honest.',
+  "Time won't fly, it's like I'm paralyzed by it. I'd like to be my old self again, but I'm still trying to find it.",
+  "Cause there we are again, when I loved you so, back before you lost the one, real thing you've ever known.",
+  "Now you mail back my things and I walk home alone, but you keep my old scarf from that very first week, 'cause it reminds you of innocence and it smells like me.",
+  "Stay, and I'll be loving you for quite some time. No one else is gonna love me when I get mad.",
+  "We're happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time. It's miserable and magical.",
+  "I wish I could run to you. And I hope you know that every time I don't I almost do.",
+  'You wear your best apology, but I was there to watch you leave.',
+  'But sometimes I wonder how you think about it now.',
+  "But I don't wanna dance if I'm not dancing with you.",
+  "Words, how little they mean when you're a little too late.",
+  "And they tell you that you're lucky, but you're so confused, 'cause you don't feel pretty, you just feel used.",
+  "I've been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end...",
+  "And what do you do when the one who means the most to you is the one who didn't show?",
+  "Your close friends always seem to know when there's something really wrong",
+  'You called me later and said, "I\'m sorry I didn\'t make it". And I said, "I\'m sorry, too".',
+  'Loving him is like driving a new Maserati down a dead-end street - faster than the wind, passionate as sin, ending so suddenly.',
+  'The lights are so bright, but they never blind me.',
+  "Love's a game, wanna play?",
+  "So it's gonna be forever or it's gonna go down in flames.",
+  "But you'll come back each time you leave 'cause darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.",
+  "When we go crashing down, we come back every time 'cause we never go out of style.",
+  'I got that red lip, classic thing that you like.',
+  'The rest of the world was black and white, but we were in screaming color.',
+  'The more I think about it now, the less I know, all I know is that you drove us off the road.',
+  'People like you always want back the love they pushed aside, but people like me are gone forever when you say goodbye.',
+  "Why'd you have to go and lock me out when I let you in?",
+  "While you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world… You could've been getting down to this sick beat.",
+  "We're a crooked love in a straight line down.",
+  'And I wish you knew that I miss you too much to be mad anymore.',
+  'You give me everything and nothing.',
+  'Makes you wanna run and hide, but it made us turn right back around.',
+  "Band-aids don't fix bullet holes. You say sorry just for show.",
+  'Someday when you leave me, I bet these memories follow you around.',
+  "When you're young, you just run, but you come back to what you need.",
+  'This love left a permanent mark.',
+  'Your kiss, my cheek; I watch you leave. Your smile, my ghost; I fall to my knees.',
+  "It was months and months of back and forth, you're still all over me like a wine-stained dress I can't wear anymore.",
+  "When I was drowning that's when I could finally breathe.",
+  "Just because you're clean, don't mean you don't miss it.",
+  "Didn't it all seem new and exciting? …It's all fun and games 'til somebody loses their mind.",
+  'You search the world for something else to make you feel like what we had. And in the end in wonderland, we both went mad.',
+  'Heartbreak is the national anthem, we sing it proudly.',
+  "They'll take their shots, but we are bulletproof.",
+  'So I punched a hole in the roof; let the flood carry away all my pictures of you.',
+  'When all you wanted was to be wanted; wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now.',
+  "32 and still growing up now. Who you are is not what you did. You're still an innocent.",
+  "We play dumb but we know exactly what we're doing.",
+  "Please don't ever become a stranger whose laugh I could recognize anywhere.",
+  'Can we always be this close forever and ever?',
+  "I'm only seventeen. I don't know anything but I know I miss you.",
+  'I was walking home on broken cobblestones just thinking of you, when she pulled up like a figment of my worst intentions.',
+  'You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.',
+  'I had a marvelous time ruining everything.',
+  "Untouchable, burning brighter than the sun, and when you're close I feel like coming undone.",
+  'I could build a castle out of all the bricks they threw at me.',
+  'Cold was the steel of my axe to grind for the boys who broke my heart. Now I send their babies presents.',
+  'Back when you fit in my poems like a perfect rhyme.',
+  "I once believed love would be burning red... but it's golden.",
+  'The monsters turned out to be just trees, when the sun came up you were looking at me.',
+  "I can't decide if it's a choice: getting swept away?",
+  'They told me all of my cages were mental, so I got wasted like all my potential.',
+  "I don't like that falling feels like flying till the bone crush.",
+  'I persist and resist the temptation to ask you: "If one thing had been different, would everything be different today?"',
+  'When you are young they assume you know nothing.',
+  "You drew stars around my scars, but now I'm bleeding.",
+  'You wear the same jewels that I gave you, as you bury me.',
+  "We gather stones, never knowing what they'll mean - some to throw, some to make a diamond ring.",
+  'Bold was the waitress on our three-year trip... Getting lunch down by the Lakes, she said I looked like an American singer.',
+  'One single thread of gold tied me to you.',
+  "I swear I don't love the drama, it loves me.",
+  "I bury hatchets, but I keep maps of where I put 'em.",
+  "Love made me crazy, if it doesn't, you ain't doin' it right.",
+  "My name is whatever you decide, and I'm just gonna call you mine.",
+  "Handsome, you're a mansion with a view.",
+  'Sometimes I wonder when you sleep, are you ever dreaming of me?',
+  'The world goes on another day, another drama. But not for me, all I think about is karma.',
+  'You asked me for a place to sleep, locked me out and threw a feast.',
+  "You know I'm not a bad girl, but I do bad things with you.",
+  "You did a number on me but, honestly, baby, who's counting?",
+  'Ocean blue eyes looking in mine. I feel like I might sink and drown and die.',
+  "Your love is a secret I'm hoping, dreaming, dying to keep.",
+  'Is this the end of all the endings? My broken bones are mending.',
+  'I loved you in spite of deep fears that the world would divide us.',
+  "Say that we got it! I'm a mess, but I'm the mess that you wanted!",
+  'I brought a knife to a gunfight.',
+  'He built a fire just to keep me warm.',
+  'I want to wear his initial on a chain round my neck, not because he owns me, but cause he really knows me, which is more than they can say.',
+  'Holding my breath, slowly, I said "You don\'t need to save me, but would you run away with me?"',
+  "Would've been right there, front row even if nobody came to your show.",
+  "I'm always waiting for you to be waiting below.",
+  "I don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you.",
+  "I'm drunk in the back of the car and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar. Said, \"I'm fine,\" but it wasn't true.",
+  "For whatever it's worth, I love you, ain't that the worst thing you ever heard?",
+  "I've got a hundred thrown-out speeches I almost said to you.",
+  "I am an architect, I'm drawing up the plans.",
+  "I'll never let you go 'cause I know this is a fight that someday we're gonna win.",
+  "I'm with you even if it makes me blue.",
+  "Without all the exes, fights, and flaws, we wouldn't be standing here so tall.",
+  'We were a fresh page on the desk, filling in the blanks as we go.',
+  'We were in the backseat drunk on something stronger than the drinks in the bar.',
+  'If the story is over, why am I still writing pages?',
+  "I ask the traffic lights if it will be alright, they say I don't know.",
+  "They say home is where the heart is, but that's not where mine lives.",
+  'I pinned your hands behind your back. Thought I had reason to attack, but no.',
+  "Fighting with a true love is boxing with no gloves... Chemistry 'til it blows up, 'til there's no us.",
+  "And I can't talk to you when you're like this, staring out the window like I'm not your favorite town.",
+  'They say the road gets hard and you get lost.',
+  "Remember how I said I'd die for you?",
+  "I come back stronger than a '90s trend.",
+  '"This dorm was once a madhouse." I made a joke: "Well, it\'s made for me."',
+  "Sometimes you just don't know the answer 'til someone's on their knees and asks you.",
+  "I can't dare to dream about you anymore.",
+  'I parked my car right between the Methodist and the school that used to be ours.',
+  "I'll go back to L.A. and the so-called friends who'll write books about me if I ever make it and wonder about the only soul who can tell which smiles I'm fakin'.",
+  'What would you do if I break free and leave us in ruins, took this dagger in me and removed it, gain the weight of you then loose it?',
+  'Your nemesis will defeat themselves before you get the chance to swing.',
+  'My waves meet your shore ever and evermore.',
+  'I replay my footsteps on each stepping stone, trying to find the one where I went wrong.',
+  "He can't see the smile I'm faking and my heart's not breaking 'cause I'm not feeling anything at all.",
+];
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('taylor')
+  .setDescription('Returns a random Taylor Swift quote.');
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * TAYLOR_QUOTES.length);
+  const quote = TAYLOR_QUOTES[randomIndex];
+
+  await interaction.reply(quote);
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/utilities/countdown.js

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+import { SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('countdown')
+  .setDescription('Start a five second countdown.');
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  // Initial response to acknowledge the command
+  await interaction.reply({ content: 'Starting countdown...' });
+
+  // Initial delay before starting the countdown
+  await new Promise((resolve) => setTimeout(resolve, 2000)); // 2-second delay
+
+  // Edit the response with the countdown
+  for (let i = 5; i > 0; i--) {
+    await interaction.editReply({ content: String(i) });
+    await new Promise((resolve) => setTimeout(resolve, 1000)); // 1-second delay between numbers
+  }
+
+  // Final message
+  await interaction.editReply({ content: '🎉 GO! 🎉' });
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/utilities/servertime.js

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+import { SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+import { format } from 'date-fns';
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('servertime')
+  .setDescription("Returns the server's current time.");
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  const now = new Date();
+  const formattedTime = format(now, 'dd/MM/yyyy HH:mm:ss');
+  await interaction.reply(`The server's current time is: ${formattedTime}`);
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/commands/work/payday.js

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+import { EmbedBuilder, SlashCommandBuilder } from 'discord.js';
+import {
+  format,
+  addDays,
+  subDays,
+  getDay,
+  differenceInDays,
+  startOfToday,
+  set,
+} from 'date-fns';
+
+const ARM_EMPLOYEES = [141339536453140480];
+const ARM_THUMBNAIL =
+  'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724000975626698894/928379448301088868/unknown.png';
+const BAE_THUMBNAIL =
+  'https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/724000975626698894/928380073965408306/Untitled-1.png';
+
+// Adjust payday for weekends
+function adjustPayday(payday) {
+  const dayOfWeek = getDay(payday);
+
+  if (dayOfWeek === 6) {
+    // Saturday
+    return subDays(payday, 1);
+  } else if (dayOfWeek === 0) {
+    // Sunday
+    return subDays(payday, 2);
+  }
+
+  return payday;
+}
+
+// Calculate next payday based on the current date
+function calculateNextPayday(
+  payday = 22,
+  currentDate = new Date(),
+  adjust = 0
+) {
+  let theoreticalPayday = set(currentDate, { date: payday });
+  let adjustedPayday = adjustPayday(theoreticalPayday);
+
+  if (adjustedPayday < currentDate) {
+    theoreticalPayday = set(addDays(currentDate, adjust * 30), {
+      date: payday,
+    });
+    adjustedPayday = adjustPayday(theoreticalPayday);
+  }
+
+  return adjustedPayday;
+}
+
+const data = new SlashCommandBuilder()
+  .setName('payday')
+  .setDescription('Calculate the number of days until the next payday.');
+
+async function execute(interaction) {
+  const authorId = interaction.user.id;
+  const embed = new EmbedBuilder().setTitle('Payday');
+
+  let payday = 22;
+  let thumbnailUrl = BAE_THUMBNAIL;
+  let color = 0xf26521;
+
+  if (ARM_EMPLOYEES.includes(authorId)) {
+    payday = 26;
+    thumbnailUrl = ARM_THUMBNAIL;
+    color = 0x0091bd;
+  }
+
+  const nextPayday = calculateNextPayday(payday);
+  const daysToNextPayday = differenceInDays(nextPayday, startOfToday());
+
+  let monzoDaysToNextPayday = differenceInDays(
+    subDays(nextPayday, 1),
+    startOfToday()
+  );
+  if (monzoDaysToNextPayday < 0) {
+    monzoDaysToNextPayday = differenceInDays(
+      subDays(calculateNextPayday(payday, new Date(), 1), 1),
+      startOfToday()
+    );
+  }
+
+  embed
+    .setColor(color)
+    .setThumbnail(thumbnailUrl)
+    .addFields(
+      {
+        name: '💳 Days to go',
+        value: `${daysToNextPayday} day${daysToNextPayday !== 1 ? 's' : ''}`,
+        inline: true,
+      },
+      {
+        name: '<:monzo:764978030653210705> Days to go',
+        value: `${monzoDaysToNextPayday} day${monzoDaysToNextPayday !== 1 ? 's' : ''}`,
+        inline: true,
+      }
+    );
+
+  if (!ARM_EMPLOYEES.includes(authorId)) {
+    embed.addFields({
+      name: '💸 Inconvenience',
+      value: nextPayday.getMonth() % 3 === 0 ? '💰💰💰' : '🗑️🗑️🗑️',
+      inline: false,
+    });
+  }
+
+  await interaction.reply({ embeds: [embed] });
+}
+
+export default { data, execute };

src/index.js

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+import { Client, Collection, Events, GatewayIntentBits } from 'discord.js';
+import { loadCommandModules } from '../lib/utilities/commandModules.js';
+
+const client = new Client({ intents: [GatewayIntentBits.Guilds] });
+
+// Load all command modules and set them in the client.
+client.commands = new Collection();
+const commandModules = await loadCommandModules();
+commandModules.forEach((module) => {
+  client.commands.set(module.data.name, module);
+});
+
+// Register the event listener for command interactions.
+client.on(Events.InteractionCreate, async (interaction) => {
+  if (!interaction.isChatInputCommand()) return;
+
+  const command = client.commands.get(interaction.commandName);
+  if (!command) {
+    console.warn(`Command ${interaction.commandName} not found.`);
+    return;
+  }
+
+  try {
+    await command.execute(interaction);
+  } catch (error) {
+    console.error(error);
+    if (interaction.replied || interaction.deferred) {
+      await interaction.followUp({
+        content: 'There was an error while executing this command!',
+        ephemeral: true,
+      });
+    } else {
+      await interaction.reply({
+        content: 'There was an error while executing this command!',
+        ephemeral: true,
+      });
+    }
+  }
+});
+
+client.once(Events.ClientReady, (readyClient) => {
+  console.log(`Ready! Logged in as ${readyClient.user.tag}`);
+});
+
+client.login(process.env.DISCORD_TOKEN);

src/register-slash-commands.js

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+import { REST, Routes } from 'discord.js';
+import { loadCommandModules } from '../lib/utilities/commandModules.js';
+
+// Register all slash commands, globally across all Guilds.
+const commandModules = await loadCommandModules();
+const commands = commandModules.map((commandModule) =>
+  commandModule.data.toJSON()
+);
+
+const rest = new REST().setToken(process.env.DISCORD_TOKEN);
+
+try {
+  console.log('Started refreshing application (/) commands.');
+
+  // Refresh all slash commands globally.
+  const data = await rest.put(
+    Routes.applicationCommands(process.env.DISCORD_APPLICATION_ID),
+    { body: commands }
+  );
+
+  console.log(`Successfully reloaded ${data.length} application (/) commands.`);
+} catch (error) {
+  // And of course, make sure you catch and log any errors!
+  console.error(error);
+}